Study Shows That Listening to Justin Bieber’s Music Will Turn Your Children Into Upstanding, Respectable, Model Citizens… But That’s Still No Fucking Excuse

A new study shows that children who listen to Justin Bieber are more likely to become model adults. The study, which followed 300 children in the Netherlands and “tracked incidents of minor delinquency–such as shoplifting or vandalism — from the time they were 12 until they reached age 16,” found that, according to The Atlantic:…