You aren’t a Conservative. You’re just an Asshole.

In the wake of the Republican victory in the Senate and total control of Congress, my newsfeed has been overwhelmed with elated Conservatives and GOP loyalists who are reveling in how our newest political heroes will save our great nation from the “Liberal Agenda.” At last, brothers and sisters, we will be free from the…

Texas has Just Elected Some Mentally ill People. Again.

As the Stomach Turns: The 2016 Presidential Campaign

The 2016 presidential campaign is ratcheting into gear, and already I’m questioning whether my stomach can handle the vitriol. Depending on who I’m talking to, I could be a baby-killing, communist feminazi, or a right-wing Neanderthal nut job; although, according to both of those viewpoints, I’m most likely a lazy, confused, non-voting slacker who, by…