Study Shows That Listening to Justin Bieber’s Music Will Turn Your Children Into Upstanding, Respectable, Model Citizens… But That’s Still No Fucking Excuse

A new study shows that children who listen to Justin Bieber are more likely to become model adults. The study, which followed 300 children in the Netherlands and “tracked incidents of minor delinquency–such as shoplifting or vandalism — from the time they were 12 until they reached age 16,” found that, according to The Atlantic:…

Kill Your American Dream

“It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss,…

Chaos Section

 “Chaos is what we’ve lost touch with. This is why it is given a bad name. It is feared by the dominant archetype of our world, which is Ego, which clenches because its existence is defined in terms of control.”  ~ Terence McKenna Structure is what we dream of. We create governments, write laws, invent…