“Masturbation, a rather common indiscretion, is not approved of the Lord nor of his church. Sometimes masturbation is the introduction to the more serious sins of exhibitionism and the gross sin of homosexuality.”
– Spencer Kimball,
Former President of The Mormon Church
It’s hard to believe – yet important to stress – that this is NOT a parody video.
What it is, is a hilarious, unintentionally homoerotic, anti-masturbation public service announcement – created by BYU-Idaho and the Mormon Church – which equates ignoring a masturbating roommate to leaving a wounded comrade on the battlefield… because everybody knows that not helping your buddy who was wounded by enemy machine-gun fire is pretty much the same thing as not telling your Bishop that your friend is aggressively jerking it to PornHub videos. Pretty much.
UPDATE: A statement from Brigham Young University–Idaho clarifies that’s its viral video addresses pornography addiction… not masturbation.
Not that that makes it any less hilarious…