Pat Robertson Has the Power to Raise the Dead!

Good news! Just in time for Halloween, Pat Robertson has announced that he has the power to raise the dead… and so do you! All you have to do is read your bible and believe. Also, I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt to make a sizable donation to the 700 club.

It’s good to know that charlatanism is still alive and well in 2014.

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